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Want
to lose that unwanted weight? Feel like you're
fighting an "uphill" battle? Tried
everything short of isolation? We have the plan
for you. This diet is guaranteed to work. If
not, don't worry the big clothes look is really
"you".
"Mt. Everest Diet"
(otherwise known as "9 weeks to a slimmer,
trimmer and colder you)
Pre-training period suggested including
the following activities: rock climbing, shallow
breathing, cooking with yak dung, and how to cheat in
cards while wearing heavy gloves)
Step 1 - find a few friends as desperate as yourself (go
for those you REALLY like enjoy spending quality time
with)
Step 2 - hire helicopter
Step 3 - hire guides (preferably those who supply their
own yaks)
if you get this far, call, we will Morse Code the
rest....
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